Tuscan Whole Milk on Amazon

A buddy sent me this recently ... figured it would make a good "Friday Funny"

There are almost 1000 customer reviews of this product on Amazon.com - you have to hunt for the best nuggets, but there are some clever and humorous reviews many in short story form ... like this ...

"When our eyes met, time stopped. His lips curled into the hint of smile. With a casual flip of his hand, he brushed back the long, thick curls of his dark, wavy hair. I was powerless to resist his cobalt eyes as he drew me in. Our hands intertwined, our lips touched, I was lost. His breath graced my neck, then he spoke with a voice as deep as the ocean. "Could you pick up some Tuscan Whole Milk, 128 fl oz?" "Yes," I whispered. Our souls were one. "

OR

"He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. " ... this story continues on here :-)

OR

"It was a day just like any other day: dark and hopeless. The situation I was in was equally dark and hopeless. The tip I'd received about the Verchetti Gang drug deal had been accurate in concept, if slightly off about the exact numbers of people who would try to kill me ... " it goes on here.

Some clever and creative effort went into some of these reviews ... all over a gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk ... I'll I can say is ... God Bless the Internet ;-)

Comments

[Travis Thompson]

I'm so glad to see one of the bloggers I follow give Tuscan Whole Milk it's due . . . Make sure you read through some of the other Tuscan product reviews (Heavy Cream, Half and Half, 1%, etc . . .) - I think it's hysterical when they allude to it arriving via UPS, basically saying it's warm and curdled. Kinda restores your faith in humanity's sense of humor.

Also, make sure you check out the reviews for David Hasselhoff's CD - The Very Best of David Hasselhoff - some ingenious stuff in there