King of taglines?

March 06, 2007

King of taglines?

Ed just posted a huge list of taglines I've used in the past at the end of all staff emails I've sent out. It's pretty funny to look back and try to recall the nature of each of those emails based on the tagline. Go check out his list and see if you can figure 'em out :-)

Here are a couple I found that he missed ... yes, I've saved every IT related all staff email I've ever sent out.

Jason ... happy President Johnson impreached day ... Powell
Jason ... squashinator ... Powell
Jason ... change is good ... Powell
Jason ... shortcuts are your friend ... Powell
Jason ... geesh, what's this dude going to change next? ... Powell
Jason ... perks with strings ... Powell
Jason ... purveyor of PocketPC's ... Powell
Jason ... kewl, I used "majorly" more than once in this email ...Powell
Jason ... "If aquarium gravel is so bad for you, how come it tastes so good?" ... Powell
Jason ... wish I had Mircosoft stock ... Powell
Jason ... to purge is to live ... Powell
Jason … electromagnetic radiation is your friend … Powell
Jason … spam is tasty, spam is neat, if you actually read down this far, you rock! … Powell
Jason ... don't call us Tuesday nights if you can't get your email :-) ... Powell
Jasun ... whu kneeds a spel chekr anywyas? ... Powl
Jason ... thank goodness for backups ... Powell
Jason ... the calendar crusader ... Powell
Jason ... me like simple ... Powell
Jason ... do not reply ... Powell
Jason ... all this spam talk is making me hungry ... Powell
Jason ... the gift of options ... Powell
Jason ... give me email or give me death ... Powell
Jason ... Nextel is becoming a 4-letter word ... Powell
Jason ... trying to make your life easier one step at a time ... Powell
Jason ... spring cleaning has come early ... Powell
Jason ... no internet for you! ... Powell
Jason ... purveyor of printing pontification ... Powell
Jason ... "Scapulamancy" was a method of fortune telling involving the study of cracked shoulder bones ... Powell